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Maybe you’re curious. Maybe you live a low-sugar, low-carb lifestyle. Maybe you’re a standup comedian who needs to fart on demand.

Whether you’re looking for comedy gold or just interested in staying within the boundaries of a recommended serving size to enjoy a keto-friendly, low-sugar, high-protein, tasty and fiber-filled treat without all the flatulence….have we got the variety pack for you.

Meet Catalina Crunch! We’re more than just cookies that make people fart. We also have snack mix and cereal that make people fart*. And with this variety pack you’ll get our not-yet-but-probably-soon-trademarked “snacky snack pack without the ~tummy pat~” trio.

*Studies show farts generated will remain easy to contain and well within boundaries of societal norms when serving size is respected, but, you do you.

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TikTok toot reviews

"Snacky snack without getting *tummy pat*"

"Literally pppbbfft"

“They have fiber!” 

Did you know?

Less than 15% of Americans get the daily recommended value of fiber? Studies show that fiber has various health benefits, including improved digestive health.

If you are not used to eating large amounts of Fiber like most of us, eating a whole bunch of Catalina Crunch may indeed cause you some stomach troubles initially!

What usually does the trick is to "build up" to a full bowl of cereal over the course of a week. E.g. start out just putting it on yogurt, then eat half a bowl, then a full bowl.

HOW OUR COOKIES STACK UP.

Sugar2g 27g
Fiber4g 1g
Net Carbs5g 48g
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How OUR cereal STACKs UP.

Sugar0g 9g
Protein11g 1g
Fiber9g 2g
Net Carbs5g 23g

FAQ's

  • They might! But likely only if you eat a whole box in one sitting. We suggest sticking to the recommended serving size to avoid any flatulence from the fiber. :-)